shakespeare series: HAMLET
o p h e l i a
they say the owl was a baker’s d a u g h t e r
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[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]
i thought this was going to be sexual then i read the third line
This … this made me laugh far more that I expected.
Has anyone here read Gail Carriger’s The Parasol Protectorate series? It is GENIUS, but it doesn’t appear to have any where near the “fandom” it deserves. To be honest, I never would have picked it up if a colleague in the bookshop hadn’t recommended it to me, because at first glance it looks a little like a “Twilight-esque” occult / dark fantasy / romance story set in a steampunk Victorian London, which… you know, sounds a little ridiculous. But it’s incredibly clever, witty, and frequently hilarious, and the main character is bloody brilliant. She’s a little bit like Elizabeth Bennet meets Mary Poppins. Werewolves and vampires are integrated into proper Victorian society, and the colourful host of characters includes an eccentric gossip mongering vampire and a cross-dressing lesbian hat-maker / inventor. The most down-to-earth character of the lot is a werewolf named Professor Lyall (if you loved Remus Lupin, you will love Professor Lyall). If you’re looking for decent steampunk series and share my
twistedsense of humour, I definitely recommend this one.
We have, and we agree that it’s awesome. If you poke around the site, you’ll find some other URLs who love it as well!
In these bodies we will live,
in these bodies we will die
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.
Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!
No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
Holy shit. Boosted.
I am totally shocked, this is not a hoax. D: Please be careful guys!
“The orgies don’t start themselves you know” I love you
Yep. I have a crush on you and your gorgeous hair.
James you win the award for truth and sexiness..
This is happening right now in my country Venezuela. All around the country Militaries are killing people just because we are defending what is Good. We want justice! We were doing a pacific protest and then they came and started to shoot and use gas against people and the government says that people need to show respect for the militaries. People are being seriously injured and murdered. Respect? Democracy? Peace? NICOLAS YOU ARE NOT MY PRESIDENT YOU COWARD.
GUYS PLEASE RB, I KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN BOSTON BUT WE ARE ABOUT TO GO ON A CIVIL WAR IN VENEZUELA!!
THEY JUST MADE MADURO TAKE THE OATH AS PRESIDENT, THEY’RE BURNING THE BALLOT BOXES, AND THEY’RE LEAVING THE COUNTRY WITH ALL THE PEOPLE’S MONEY
Let’s add to that that no International entity recognizes the election’s results and are asking for a recount, yet the CNE allowed Maduro to take the oath (wich was supposed to be on the 19th). The CNE’s president is leaving the country now.
We’re officially in a dictatorship.
THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY PICTURES OF THE PEOPLE ON THE STREETS. THIS IS BELLO MONTE, IN CARACAS CITY, VENEZUELA.
AND LIKE THIS, EVERY OTHER CITY IN MY COUNTRY IS FULL OF BRAVE PEOPLE FIGHTING FOR THEIR RIGHTS
WE HAD ELECTIONS YESTERDAY, THE GOVERMENT IS LYING SAYING THEY WON
PEOPLE ARE ON THE STREETS, AGAINST THE NATIONAL ARMY
WE NEED HELP AND SUPPORT
THE WORLD MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS, ABOUT US
PLEASE REBLOG THIS